{"title":"Aliens Anonymous","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMerch for the band that never existed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAliens Anonymous is the official (unofficial) merchandise of a fictional alt-rock band that doesn't exist — and we like it that way. Four interdimensional misfits making music nobody asked for, captured in hand-drawn ink art that looks like it was scanned from a 90s grunge poster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEvery piece in this collection is treated like a real band's discography. Album covers, tour shirts, greatest hits — same alien cast, different \"albums\". Collect them all and pretend you saw them live in 1997. Nobody can prove you didn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you'll find here:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\"Album cover\" style designs with vintage grunge aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRecurring alien band cast — Zyx, Klx, Bnn, and Mrr\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBrush typography that looks like 90s punk concert posters\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStorytelling-driven pieces with built-in fictional lore\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade for indie music fans, grunge nostalgics, sci-fi geeks, art kids, and everyone who'd rather wear merch from a fake band than another generic graphic tee. Trust no government. Trust the music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePart of the WildVero Signature Collections — Premium Tier.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/www.wildvero.com\/collections\/aliens-anonymous.oembed","provider":"WildVero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}